KONZUKO

Our Uber driver reminisced of the first time he master baited. He baited us into reminiscing about this with him; I did the fake laugh we’ve all been taught to do in social situations but I did find it funny.

Earlier in the conversation, he was telling us that life gets harder as you get older, so you should appreciate what you have now. I reminded him I’ve been told this since I was 9 years old - that every old person does this speech, willing their pain, misery, and regret, into the lives of the young, under the guise of advice.